Thursday, September 3, 2009

NFL Predictions

Everyone and their mother has one. If you want to read hilarious playoff picks, go to tsn.ca today and look up Schultz's NFC Championship matchup. Eagles @ Cowboys? Good lord...

AFC:

The Steelers are still the team to beat. They returned basically the entire team and got key personnel back from injury. That said, there's no way in hell they luck out as much as last year with fluky plays. I'd say officiating factored in, but a) I'm not a retard and b) every team has to deal with the shitty refs.

1. New England (13-3)
2. Pittsburgh (13-3)
3. San Diego (11-5)
4. Indianapolis (10-6)
5. Baltimore (11-5)
6. Tennessee (10-6)

Playoff predictions at this point would be just stupid.

NFC:

Blah blah Vick blah blah blah Favre blah blah nutsacks blah Romo.

None of that even matters. If you want to bank on something, bet that Favre's last snap behind center this season will end with a team-killing interception.

1. Seattle (13-3)
2. Atlanta (12-4)
3. Minnesota (11-5)
4. NY Giants (11-5)
5. Philadelphia (10-6)
6. Green Bay (10-6)

You just know that first round matchup between the Vikings and Packers will happen. And I'll bet the Packers win, too.

Super Bowl: San Diego over whatever. Never pretended to be unbiased.

Now when does hockey start again?

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