Wednesday, August 27, 2008

Not A Sports Post

Not like that's the point of the site or anything. Hm.

Given that the Chargers/Penguins have yet to play a real game, and the Orioles are playing like the season's already over, I think it's time to mix things up. Therefore, here's my first non-sports post of the year.



Top 10 Bands of All Time

But first the honorable mentions, meaning I won't list any of the top 10 today.



H5. Nirvana

Arguably, the creators of grunge music, and the reason alternative music became incredibly popular during the 1990s. The band represented Generation X and their Unplugged concert is legendary. Of course, you could also argue they wouldn't have been nearly as popular if Kurt Cobain hadn't killed himself.



H4. AC / DC

One of the most distinctive rock bands of all time, AC / DC sold almost as many copies of Back in Black as Nirvana sold total albums. They further pioneered the hard rock genre, just as Led Zeppelin split up. Not only is their music the quintessential rock music, their concerts were filled with amazing special effects and highly entertaining. The knock on them would be that probably over half their songs sound very similar if not the same, and have the word "rock" somewhere in the title.



H3. Bad Religion

Probably best known for their songs in the mid-1990s, Bad Religion has actually been around since 1980. They are a punk rock band in true Clash form, and are responsible for the popularity of punk rock bands such as the Offspring, Green Day and Blink-182 in the 1990s. Their lyrics are filled with interesting vocabulary, metaphors, and other things that put them a cut above the rest in music content. And they HATE George W. Bush. The negative is that your initial reaction to hearing them is "oh, this sounds like [band name]". While some find them distinctive, many don't even think twice about the band. Not exactly top 10 material then.



H2. Foo Fighters

Many might say it's blasphemy to rank Foo Fighters above Nirvana. Whatever. First, Dave Grohl is a far better frontman than a drummer. Second, Cobain was brilliant but not very skilled at guitar (purists just died a little). Third, despite a very subpar latest album, the Foo Fighters are one of rock music's hottest acts in a time of high levels of competition. The first four albums by this band are in my opinion some of the best hard rock albums ever recorded. The Colour and the Shape in particular is great, with grunge and alternative elements mixed with heavy metal thrashing and shrieking, with some acoustic thrown in for good measure. It feels like a Led Zeppelin album in versatility and unpredictability. You can see that it's one of my favorites. Unfortunately for Grohl for the second time on this list, he is only an honorable mention because you're only as good as your last album. And it showed a turn for the bland, which docks the Foo Fighters from the #10 spot, where I originally had them. Onto the shafted-est group on the list:



H1. Queen

Would you believe me if I told you Queen has spent more time in the Billboard Top 200 than the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Elvis Presley, and every other artist in the history of music? Probably not, but it's true. Also, their Greatest Hits album is the highest-selling album of all time in the United Kingdom, with almost 700,000 more copies (a full gold album) ahead of Sgt. Pepper. They have an incredibly distinct and unique sound, and one of the all-time greatest ballads in "Bohemian Rhapsody". So why are they an honorable mention? This is a matter of personal preference, which you will see clearly in the actual top 10 in my next post. Apologies now go out to:

The Beatles (just kidding, they're overrated), The Doors, Oasis, Aerosmith, Boston, The Goo Goo Dolls, The Rolling Stones, The Clash, Metallica, Radiohead, and U2. None of you made the top 10 (well, top 15) despite being incredibly successful, popular, and in most cases great all-around acts. You'll just have to find out how the top 10 stack up later.

- Matt

Friday, August 22, 2008

Streak Over

Well that didn't last long.

Anyway, much more importantly, the US men's team is playing for gold on Sunday morning. They face Hungary, the best offense in the tournament. The USA is by far the best defense in the games, but they'll have their work cut out for them this time.

I'd analyze this more but I have a lot to cover.

First, Shawne Merriman is out indefinitely. This is very bad for the Chargers, especially with both Gates and LT on the mend. Healthy, the Chargers are serious contenders in the AFC for not only the conference championship but the Super Bowl. Without these guys, they almost won't win the AFC West.

Second, the O's took a game from the Red Sox. This was huge to me, because I fear the worst when the Red Sox come to town. However, they have not yet swept the O's this year (knock on wood), whereas the O's have a (2-game) sweep of Boston. I was going to give up on my earlier predictions if the Orioles had been swept. But now, they are within realistic striking distance of .500 still. Only 3 games against the Sox, but 6 against the Yankees (who they've dominated) and the Blue Jays (who they've... not dominated), as well as 7 against the (Devil) Rays. It will take a hell of an effort to meet my optimistic prediction of 82-80. They face the Twins, White Sox and Indians as well as their divisional foes.

Cutting this one short, whatever.

- Matt

Tuesday, August 19, 2008

Water Polo in the Olympics

In case you're part of the vast majority of the American population, you probably haven't been paying attention to the US Water Polo team, either men's or women's. Allow me to enlighten you.

First, the women. They went undefeated in group play (2-0-1) and beat Australia (who beat them for gold in 2000) 9-8 early this morning. The Aussies tied it up at 8 after trailing by 3 going into the fourth quarter. Brenda Villa fired off a man-up shot from about 5 m out to give the Americans the lead they wouldn't lose for the remaining minute. Now, the US women face the Netherlands in the finals, and they are heavily favored to win. Hopefully the girls can get the elusive Olympic gold.

Speaking of elusive gold, guess how long the US men's team has gone without winning the gold? 104 years, when they won all three medals (weird). This year, they have the group B number one seed, and will be playing for a medal regardless of how the first game against Spain/Serbia goes. Hungary will play the winner of Croatia/Montenegro, both of which are probably still considered more likely to win the gold than the US. However, the US men have the number one defense in the Olympics, even though they gave up 11 goals to Italy. Of the other two teams to advance into medal play, the US has only let up 9 goals combined (even though they scored the same total amount). Seems like the 9th best team in the world might be a tad underrated.

Anyway, here's hoping the USA can sweep the water polo medals and be the undisputed aquatic masters of the world. A few quick thoughts:
  • Why can't the Orioles beat the Red Sox? Fuck.

  • How could the Chargers only score 6 points total against the goddamn St. Louis Rams? Fuck.

  • Whits is out until possibly 2009. Fuck. Oh wait, Letang and Goligoski. Cool. Ish.

- Matt

Monday, August 18, 2008

Guthrie Watch 2

Looks like Guts had another solid night. Too bad the offense couldn't give him the W. He'll be leaving the game with 7 IP, 5 H, 5 BB, 4 K, and 2 ER on 2 HR. His ERA is still under Lester's, meaning the entire Red Sox team is worse than he is. Even though it's not over yet, I have little faith on matters of beating the Red Sox nowadays.

Lengthier post tomorrow, I'm fucking tired tonight.

- Matt

Sunday, August 17, 2008

NFC Preview: Like The AFC, Only Shitty (part 2)

Solid win by the O's today. 22 hits and Mora getting one hit away from a cycle for the second time in a few days is clutch. Time to finish this terrible idea.



NFC Souf: Birthplace of Crime

Atlanta Falcons: Due to recent animal abuse, thinking of changing name to Spousechokers.

Carolina Panthers: Whatever.

New Orleans Saints: No longer required to tread water during practices and games.

Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Have an awesome friggin' pirate boat that fires cannonballs when they fucking score! Who cares how good or bad they are? Best. Team. EVER.



NFC West: More Teams Than Fans

Arizona Cardinals: Matt Leinart ranks number one consistently in the Top 100 Guys You'd Like to Suckerpunch annual poll.

San Francisco 49ers: Contrary to popular belief, this team did not, in fact, move to Canada in the late 90s. You may further be shocked to hear they've had nationally known players on their team even as recently as three years ago.

Seattle Seahawks: Wait, these guys are totally in the AFC. I'll get back to you on that.

St. Louis Rams: Asses. Heheheheh.



Real Orioles and possibly Chargers post tomorrow. Damn work nights.

- Matt

Saturday, August 16, 2008

NFC Preview: Welcome to the Minors (part 1)

Yeah, fuck the NFC. Here's a much more abbreviated version of what I've been doing this week.



NFC North: Male Team Seeking Quarterbacks

Chicago Bears: Living proof that defense does not, in fact, win championships.

Detroit Lions: Little known fact about the Lions - they are a football team.

Green Bay Packers: Losing Brett Favre means they will finish with a record of -1 - 17. Add it up, it equals 16.

Minnesota Vikings: Not nearly as cool as Vikings, but go ahead and buy a purple jersey if you really want to.



NFC East: Somehow, Really Popular

Dallas Cowboys: "Cowboys" is actually a euphemism for "Retards" in this case.

New York Giants: I'm sorry, I can't do this. FINE. Super Bowl MVP Eli Manning- fuck it, I'm out of here...

Philthadelphia Eagles: Trying a new strategy of blinding opponents with the ugliest uniforms in the history of mankind.

Washington Redskins: Keeping the proud American tradition of football hand-in-hand with the proud American tradition of racism.



Orioles lost tonight, boo. Tomorrow, biting the bullet and pretending I give a shit about the last 8 teams in the NFL.

- Matt

Friday, August 15, 2008

AFC Preview: All The FC You Can Handle (part 4)

No, Will, that wasn't a cleverly veiled slap at soccer. Yet.


AFC West: Where Good Teams Go To Die

Denver Broncos

Go-To Play: Snapping to Cutler, wishing he was Elway.

Defense: Hasn't played well, not since Elway left.

Chances of Elway: Sadly, gone forever. (Editor's Note: I'm not sad, he's a douche)



Joakland Raiders

Go-To Play: Any play they call usually breaks down right before the snap, when the quarterback realizes who his offensive linemen are and runs off the field, screaming like a little girl.

Defense: The famous Oakland "Black Hole" is not actually a collection of rabid fans, but rather a collapsed star whose intense gravitational pull keeps opponents from scoring.

Chances of Winning: Terrible, but at least the fans are prepared for the upcoming KISS concert:




Kansas City Chiefs

Go-To Play: Whichever play gets them the hell out of Kansas City.

Defense: Ripping off arrowheads from side of helmet and stabbing opponents with them has led to a better Yards Against Per Game average and increased fines/suspensions

Chances of Winning: While Las Vegas says slim to none, a fat guy in Kansas playing Madden 08 claims they win the next four Super Bowls.



San Diego Chargers

Go-To Play: LT busts out an electric guitar and starts thrashing on it, melting his opponents faces and running into the end zone uncontested for a touchdown. Note: part of this play is not televised for safety reasons.

Defense: Though he's no longer using steroids, the NFL is still critical of Shawne Merriman, who has been known to shoot bolts of lightning from his fingers at opposing quarterbacks.

Chances of Winning: After legally changing Philip Rivers' last name to "Manning", the NFL is sure to rig the playoffs again so the Chargers win it all this year.



Tomorrow: the NFC. No one is excited.

- Matt

Thursday, August 14, 2008

Another Post? Outrageous!

I know I'm late to the Motivational Poster party, but I thought I'd try my hand at it:


Joke.

- Matt

Guthrie Watch 1

Right, almost forgot about my promised new feature.

Last night, Jeremy Guthrie gave the kind of performance that might land him on the front page of ESPN, were he only on the Red Sox or Yankees. Hell, if he were on the Cubs he would at least land atop the Brett Favre story of the day (his arm was fatigued? Are you serious?). Let's look at his stats:

7.0 IP, 4 H, ER, BB, 4 K, 0 HR

And the win. He lowered his ERA to 3.18, which is 7th in the AL. Still 2nd in IP, and 8th in WHIP. Still not considered an ace, somehow.



Clearly, Crasnick does not know or talk to any Pirates fans. He claims that Buccos fans are "warming up" to rebuilding. Now, I don't live in Pittsburgh or anything (I do), but I'm pretty sure people are still sick of it.

- Matt

AFC Preview: No, Not That Football (part 3)

Part 3. Yay.


AFC South: No One Gives A Shit

Houston Somethings

Go-To Play: They hand off to Matt Schaub and... wait, what the fuck?

Defense: Mario Williams was picked ahead of Reggie Bush. While ESPN will never stop reminding you that, they will never admit they blasted Houston for taking Williams (who's been good) over Bush (who's been injured). ESPN eats their own poop. What were we talking about?

Chances of Winning: Fat.



Indianapolis Thieving Fucktards

Go-To Play: Peyton Manning stars in a commercial, possibly wearing a fake moustache, while his team loses to the Patriots or Chargers.


Defense: Peyton Manning glares at them on the bench as they allow Brady or Rivers to score the game-winning touchdown.

Chances of Winning: High, because they're extra motivated by the fact that losing means they have to spend more time in Indianapolis than absolutely necessary.



Jacksonville Jaguars

Go-To Play: Though they usually just run the ball, David Garrard has been known to spontaneously grow to three times his size, turn green, and smash everything in sight.

Defense: Pretty good, but it's really their bitchin' logo that strikes fear into the hearts of their opponents:


Chances of Winning: First need to find out how to play Steelers in first round of playoffs, second round of playoffs, AFC Championship, and Super Bowl.



Tennessee Titans

Go-To Play: Ever since losing Super Bowl XXXIV by one yard, the vengeful Titans have insisted on gaining exactly one yard on every play.

Defense: I mean, Sorgi leading the second-string Colts almost beat these guys...

Chances of Winning: If field goals start counting as much as touchdowns, this team is a heavy favorite this year.



Consider this post mailed in. Happy one week-iversary to the site!

- Matt

Wednesday, August 13, 2008

AFC Preview: Now With Brett Favre! (part 2)

Day 2 of detailing why no team is good enough to win the Super Bowl this year. Today:


AFC East: That 90's Show

Buffalo Bills

Go-To Play: When playing teams wearing red uniforms, offensive linemen are replaced by bulls. While clearly against NFL rules, no one has noticed the change thus far.

Defense: Pretty much just snow:


Chances of Winning: The Sabres season starts in early October, beat the ticket rush.



Miami Dolphins

Go-To Play: With so many mediocre QBs over the past few years, this team just settles for positive yardage.

Defense: Do they still that one guy? Taylor? No? OK, it's pretty awful.

Chances of Winning: A game? Pretty good. Two or three? Hey, let's not get greedy.



New England Patriots

Go-To Play: Given that they broke every offensive record last year, Jesus, what isn't?

Defense: Wins championships, but no one has had the heart to tell them the offense blew it in the most recent Super Bowl just yet. We just don't think the defense could handle it...

Chances of Winning: They better go 19-0, otherwise they're going to have to give away another batch of clothing to children in third world countries. And time's running out on that book title copyright, too.



New Jersey Jets

Go-To Play: Brett Favre, Favre Favre Brett Favre. Favre Brett Brett, Favreity Favre Favre Favre. Brett? Ha! Brett Favre!

Defense: Did I already mention Brett Favre?

Chances of Winning: Will skyrocket once John Madden claims to "have always loved the Jets organization".



Tomorrow- the AFC South, which will excite all eleven fans of the division who have access to the Internet.

- Matt

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

AFC Preview: Where Winners Go To Win (part 1)

It occurred to me during a severely long and boring meeting today that I should talk a little about all 16 teams in the AFC. Why? Because between mental masturbation and hallucination lies the sports part of my brain. Here's a rundown of each team, their go-to offensive play, the relative strength of their D, and their chance at winning their division or the Super Bowl.


AFC North: The Least North Division Ever

Baltimore Ravens

Go-To Play: Offensive genius Kyle Boller throws directly to the opponents, in the hopes that they will fumble after the hit, giving the Ravens an automatic first down.

Defense: In the rare event you actually score against this unit, watch your back. Seriously man, half of them have knives and shit.

Chances of Winning: Not good, but they did win a Super Bowl title with this man:




Cleveland Browns

Go-To Play: Move to Baltimore and win the Super Bowl in less than 10 years. If that fails, have whats-his-name pass to the guy, number eighty or ninety something or whatever.

Defense: Sometimes the best defense is an awful defense. Wait...

Chances of Winning: About as likely as Bush's third term.



Nasty 'Nati Bengals

Go-To Play: Any passing play in which fat guys don't break Carson Palmer's knees.

Defense: You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Chances of Winning: You know what? Let's just move on to Pittsburgh.



Pittsburgh Steelers

Go-To Play: "Fast" Willie Parker hops on a motorcycle and books it into the end zone. Note to offensive linemen: make sure Roethlisberger is wearing a helmet during this play.

Defense: While the "Steel Curtain" era is long over, the modern Steelers' "Lead Drapes" has not yet let a single gamma ray particle into their end zone.

Chances of Winning: Good, unless they have to play in the AFC Championship at any point, where they are approximately 6-73 in the past 42 years.



More tomorrow, so I can stretch this feature out over 8 days

- Matt

Monday, August 11, 2008

At Least They Didn't Shit-Talk the German Swim Team

Today's post is dedicated to the epic comeback by US swimming in the 400 Freelay last night. I learned through playing collegiate sports that it's not wise to shit-talk a driven opponent. And there might not be any swimmers more driven than Phelps and his teammates. Everyone knows how much his record potentially means. To say you're going to smash them? That leads to something like this:


They should call Tom Brady and ask how it feels several months after being humiliated on worldwide broadcasts. Fools.

The French coach's response pretty much sums it up:

About the prediction: "Well... I think he got it wrong."

Live and learn, French dude.

New Orioles links today. I'm trying to get enough sources of information so I can make a real post one of these days. Go O's.

- Matt

Sunday, August 10, 2008

UM...



That is all.

- Matt

O's and Chargers, Chargers and O's...

Not much to say today. O's got drubbed by some jokes from Texas, Chargers beat some jokes from Texas last night. Sundays are pretty much dead zones for sports until the NFL starts up.

GaySPN is talking some bullcrap about a billion people watching USA vs China basketball. Whatever, I'm sure they can suck LeBron's balls when the NBA season starts in mid-March or whenever. What a bunch of babies and divers. It makes soccer look hardcore. If it were college basketball, we could get stuff like this at least:



Nice.

In real sports news, men's Olympic water polo team beat China 8-4. I didn't get to watch it because I was at the zoo, but I'm sure the US pulled its starters relatively quickly. I wasn't aware China had a water polo team until I looked up the schedule. Chumps. At least under the pool water there isn't any pollution... yet.

I need hockey. I'm already circling preseason game dates on my calendar. Time to job basketball somewhere else. Go O's.

- Matt

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Chargers' Opener / O's Recap

Hangoverblog. Ugh.

So after watching the first of 21 (that's right, I said 21) total Steelers games including preseason this year, I had the opportunity to actually see a small clip of O's baseball on the television. Granted, it was on FSN, but since New England Terrible News Network refuses to acknowledge at least 10 teams in the league exist, I appreciated it. I saw the two clips of Millar smashing homers, despite one good attempt by Josh Hamilton to nab one of them.

The untold (at least by TV) story is definitely Jeremy Guthrie. Despite being 9-8, he has a paltry 3.26 ERA in the mighty AL East, and 163 IP, good enough for, oh, 2nd in the AL. His WHIP is microscopic compared to most pitchers, at just 1.17. He hit the 100 K mark last night, and the lowest pitch count he's had in the past 10 games was 93. Minimum innings over that span? 5 2/3. How is this guy not considered an ace?

Despite having a better ERA than almost all of Boston's rotation (damn Lester), all of New York's, all of Tampa Bay's, all of (you get the picture), no one mentions him on a national level. Then again, Jason Bay apparently didn't exist until he was a Red Sux player. And then he was the best player you (note: you means Boston and New York only) never heard about.

Therefore, it's time for a new section I'd like to call Guthrie Watch. Tune in Wednesday night or Thursday for episode 1.

On to the only game that might be slower than baseball. During the estimated 3,419 stoppages in play during the Steelers game last night, I had a chance to take stock in preseason hype and expectations surrounding the Chargers. Naturally, I believe LT and Rivers will get little to no playing time against the Cowjokes. Maybe Jerry Jones will scream in his coach's ear during an important game again sometime this season. That really helps, which is why they're selling the Cowboys' 2008 Super Bowl victory DVDs to the same kids they gave those 19-0 shirts to in Africa.

Doing some news searching, and it appears Rivers might not even enter the first preseason game. But you can tell his recovery's going well, check out this picture:


That Asian dude is all business.

So really as long as LT, Rivers, Gates etc. are healthy for game 1 against the, let's see... Carolina Panthers? OK, as long as they're ready for week 2 against the Broncos, I'm happy.

Time to watch me some Olympics. Water polo airs tomorrow afternoon! Go O's!

- Matt

Friday, August 8, 2008

O's Schedule: Expect Some Wins

Yawn. August is boring.

As promised, I drew up the O's remaining opponents and wrote down how many games they should win, vs how many they probably will win. I started off well by saying it was 1 out of 3 in both categories against the Angels, and that's exactly what happened. Therefore, I'm always right.

Team (# games) / Should Win / Probably Win

vs TEX (3) / 2 / 1
@ CLE (4) / 3 / 2
@ DET (3) / 2 / 1
vs BOS (3) / 1 / 1
vs NYY (3) / 2 / 2
vs CWS (3) / 1 / 1
@ TB (3) / 2 / 1
@ BOS (3) / 1 / 0
vs OAK (3) / 2 / 2
vs CLE (4) / 3 / 3
vs MIN (3) / 1 / 1
@ TOR (3) / 2 / 1
@ NYY (3) / 2 / 1
vs TB (3) / 2 / 1
vs TOR (3) / 2 / 1

Total: 28 Should, 19 Probable

Rescheduled games not included.

EDIT: I need to not post at work anymore. Also, I need to alter the HTML rather than using Blogger's formatting bullcrap.

So with 28 wins, the O's would at worst finish 82-80, ending the losing seasons streak. In my probable scenario, the O's get 73 wins, barely keeping them from another 90 loss season. For being expected to lose at least 90 this season, that's still pretty good.

Other important things: if the O's win 3 more games against the Yankees (out of 6), they ensure a season series win over their hated rivals. Those 6 games against Toronto will also show if the Birds can climb into 4th in the AL East, keeping us out of the cellar yet again (w00t).

Expect a real news-type post over the weekend. I'll try to make my own Ripken-like streak out of consecutive days posting (fat friggin chance). Go O's!

- Matt

Thursday, August 7, 2008

What To Expect (Near Future)

So I was going to wait for Will to post and introduce himself, but he'd apparently rather have a healthy relationship with a girl than spend all his time on the internet. Lame.

Anyway, I have a few things on tap for this weekend or next week. First, I need to make a sports-related post, since that's kind of the reason this blog exists. I'm going to do a rundown of the rest of the Orioles' season and how many wins they should get vs. how many wins they'll probably get (upper bound vs. lower bound estimates, in other words). The good news for O's fans: my upper bound has them getting at least 82 wins, or the minimum to finish with a winning record. Bad news? They could have 73 total wins instead. Which, considering previous years, ain't so bad.

After that I'll do a rundown of how the Chargers should do this year, and possibly extend that to some half-assed league predictions. Then I'll post my personal NHL Power Rankings in mid-August, because games don't happen until October (fuuuuck). If you want lots of Penguins news, you should just hit up the Pensblog, they're way better than I am.

For non-sports things, I'm going to finish up some photoshops and image gathering and post the first of my series of running commentaries on James Bond films. I picked the train-wreck Tomorrow Never Dies for my first one, so don't expect much. It was pretty depressing to watch again. Finally, I'm going to try to finalize my "ideal Guitar Hero" setlist, which is 100 songs long and thus taking a while. All the above things should probably be posted by next Friday, but meh.

Speaking of indifference, apparently the Ravens are playing the 18-1's tonight. According to the New England Loser News Network (guess which one I'm talking about) Brady was too busy going to the local tanning salons to actually play, but at least his team is holding the "special" Ravens offense to a terrible amount of rushing yards. The glorious three person clusterfuck known as Baltimore's quarterback is 16/28 with 176 yards and 0 td, 1 int, 2 fumble. The Ravens are currently winning (wait, refreshed and now the lead is just 1), which I'm sure is exciting to someone in the world. 

Done talking about the Ravens, if I have anything to say about them I get cornered at Jon's house by old people who want to talk about the purple disasters.

If you read all that, leave a comment. Otherwise, leave a comment. Happy 21st, 87.

- Matt

First Post LOLzzzzzz!!1!

I hate that shit.

So anyway, in the spirit of being a nerd who uses the internet too much, I started a blog. Rather, Will and I have started a blog and promise to deliver accurate, objective sports analysis as well as insightful comments to our lives and the happenings around us. 

Cough. 

But really, we're just going to live and die by the teams we like (Orioles, Penguins, Chargers, Ravens, DC United) and ripping the teams we don't (Colts, Yankees, Red Sox, Colts, Steelers, some soccer team, Colts, Flyers, Crapitals, Colts). We'll try not to rip off Pensblog by using their hilarious format for everything, but it will probably have that tone a lot of the time. 

Introductions are boring. This is officially out of the way now.

- Matt