Bandwagon Jumper of the Week

New feature, woohoo!

This week's bandwagon jumper comes from "sunny" Pittsburgh (seriously, clouds, go away). Also known as the guy who wrote the Penguins completely off in February, Gene Collier spends weekends rubbing his penis against Steelers championship DVDs and hoping he can one day touch (w)Hines Ward's behines. He writes, and I use that term generously, for the Post-Gazette:

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He laments the Steeler rushing game as terrible, pretty standard stuff for the last year or so. But it's pretty remarkable to see someone bitch about beating last season's regular season champions, a team renowned for their tough D, because Parker didn't break 100 yards. It might have to do with not opening against the Browns or Texans. That said, I hope the Steelers go 1-15 this year. And Chubby Ben gets AIDS.

As for this feature, I anticipate having to bookmark the website of whatever Minnesota's biggest newspaper is. My second highest most likely source will be the Philly Inquirer. And I'm keeping an eye on you, Baltimore. Now to knock on wood for the next 12 hours.

- Matt