Favre = Joke. Bolts Win!

Late recap, whatever. I'm glad I didn't have to listen to any of it, I was at water polo practice and watching the game when I could.

Got to the pool at 9 PM. Score is 0-0. ESPN should not be allowed to advertise a game starting at 8:30 if I arrive half an hour late and there's still 12:00 minutes left in the first quarter.

Barf City. Rivers gets pick-sixed by your mother. 7-0 Jets.

I come back at 7-3 with the Bolts at the goal line. Rivers makes the D look like a woman with an easy TD pass to the side.

Switch sides. Favre aka Football Jesus decides Cromartie is on his team now and gifts a pick six to the Bolts. Apparently he misses receivers who can actually hold onto a thrown football. 17-7 Bolts.

I miss a monster kick return and Favre throwing a touchdown. John Madden touches himself. 17-14 Bolts.

The Jets think they're playing the Patriots still. Chambers burns everyone and catches an easy pass for the touchdown and slam dunks it over the goal post while still running. Metal. 24-14 Chargers.

I miss another Favre pick and Rivers throwing a TD on the Chad Pennington Play (TM). 31-14 Bolts.

Halftime. If I could hear, I'm sure I'd have some choice dumbass quotes from the ESPN jokes. Actually, I like it better this way.

3rd quarter, LT causes fantasy owners to breathe a sigh of relief. How gay did that sentence sound? 38-14 Chargers and the game is now a date rape:

Mangini is spotted making drunk calls to Belichick, begging to come back to a team with actual talent.

Favre gets lucky, throws a TD. He also misses the 2 point conversion by getting sacked. 38-20 Bolts.

For some reason, the Jets kick a field goal. Congrats, you're still very far behind. Morons. 38-23 Bolts.

Rivers unloads a ridiculous pass that ends up almost being a career-best 4th TD. LT acts like the Jets are the Broncos of 2 years ago and plows into the end zone. 45-23 Bolts.

I stop caring for a while, then check back with a few minutes left. Score is 48-29 Chargers, and that's the way it stays. Game, Bolts. Season, Jets.

Post-game notes: ESPN needs better announcers. Or at least ones who don't forget they're douchebags.

What a surprise. The Jets still suck. Brady getting injured doesn't make you a better team. How did they beat the Dolphins again?

The Chargers are still the AFC West favorites. They have a home game vs the Broncos and two of the "first place" teams on the sked (New England, Indy) look awful this year. KC is a butt, and OAK came down to earth against the Bills. Hell, make the Chargers the AFC faves now the Steelers have been exposed.

I went 12-4 ATS this week. Woot.

Oh, and big HAH to the Yankees for missing the playoffs. Welcome to the club, bitches.

- Matt