Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Stuff and Junk

Like a Flyers fan's penis, this post will be very short.

Pens: What a fucking way to open the playoffs. The Flyers were outmatched in nearly every category, especially the faceoffs. Staal was 11/14 alone. Malkin brought the house down in the third with his steal/goal. The fans were amazing, cheering every hard shift, even when it didn't even result in a shot. Also, I got a free towel. Woo!

O's: WHY CAN'T WE WIN A GAME 3?!? Moreover, why can't we keep opponents to single digits in game 3. Blahhhhh. Oh well, 6-3 to open the season is acceptable.

Bolts/Ravens: When they meet, I will enjoy the game.

Caps: I will keep this respectful. The Rags match up well with Washington, maybe moreso than any of the other low seeds. I still think WAS in 6, but dropping a game at home is always a dangerous proposition.

Scott Hartnell: is a diving, long-haired bitch. Straight up.

- Matt

3 comments:

Matt said...

WOOHOO! Orioles won the last game of a series for the first time this year!

I'd post but I'm waiting until the end of the first round of the playoffs. I'm doing a eulogy for the 8 teams that fall. Will, I leave it up to you to talk about the O's/football until the Pens' season is over.

Will Shock said...

I would note that we've won 4 of 5 series so far....we've just lost all four games to Boston.

Matt said...

You dick! Why did you say that before the game against Texas! Aaaargh...

Also, can the O's please win a Sunday game? Please?