Next!

Apparently being an 8-8 team means you're the worst team ever and you'll never beat anyone, ever never ever. Especially if it's Peyton Manning. Now I just need to have some southern-accent guy actually go down on him and the thought will be complete.

Oh wait. I meant, the Chargers are a good team who lost 5 even games due to a combination of bad luck and fluky plays. If they went 13-3, we wouldn't hear anything but how amazing they are and how they'll beat everyone ever. In conclusion, fuck the media. Between this and the Teixeira thing, ESPN has lost all credibility to me.

Now onto opponents who don't steal teams from other towns. The Steelers are one of the most annoying teams in the history of anything. Not for their players, but their fans. Hearing the press leading up to this game is destroying my brain cells, 1000 at a time. The Penguins' radio station has been calling for Dan Potash's blood, because he's a Chargers fan. Pittsburgh has a way of turning every opponent they face into the most hated team that ever played. I can only hope the Bolts pull off the upset.

Speaking of which, I'll be blogging during the game. Hopefully I can get four entries, one per quarter. I won't be leaving my apartment, especially because I'll be wearing a Gates jersey. You know, a player who doesn't do stupid shit like get a DUI before the most important game of the year. UGH.

- Matt