What To Expect (Near Future)

So I was going to wait for Will to post and introduce himself, but he'd apparently rather have a healthy relationship with a girl than spend all his time on the internet. Lame.

Anyway, I have a few things on tap for this weekend or next week. First, I need to make a sports-related post, since that's kind of the reason this blog exists. I'm going to do a rundown of the rest of the Orioles' season and how many wins they should get vs. how many wins they'll probably get (upper bound vs. lower bound estimates, in other words). The good news for O's fans: my upper bound has them getting at least 82 wins, or the minimum to finish with a winning record. Bad news? They could have 73 total wins instead. Which, considering previous years, ain't so bad.

After that I'll do a rundown of how the Chargers should do this year, and possibly extend that to some half-assed league predictions. Then I'll post my personal NHL Power Rankings in mid-August, because games don't happen until October (fuuuuck). If you want lots of Penguins news, you should just hit up the Pensblog, they're way better than I am.

For non-sports things, I'm going to finish up some photoshops and image gathering and post the first of my series of running commentaries on James Bond films. I picked the train-wreck Tomorrow Never Dies for my first one, so don't expect much. It was pretty depressing to watch again. Finally, I'm going to try to finalize my "ideal Guitar Hero" setlist, which is 100 songs long and thus taking a while. All the above things should probably be posted by next Friday, but meh.

Speaking of indifference, apparently the Ravens are playing the 18-1's tonight. According to the New England Loser News Network (guess which one I'm talking about) Brady was too busy going to the local tanning salons to actually play, but at least his team is holding the "special" Ravens offense to a terrible amount of rushing yards. The glorious three person clusterfuck known as Baltimore's quarterback is 16/28 with 176 yards and 0 td, 1 int, 2 fumble. The Ravens are currently winning (wait, refreshed and now the lead is just 1), which I'm sure is exciting to someone in the world. 

Done talking about the Ravens, if I have anything to say about them I get cornered at Jon's house by old people who want to talk about the purple disasters.

If you read all that, leave a comment. Otherwise, leave a comment. Happy 21st, 87.

- Matt