Solid win by the O's today. 22 hits and Mora getting one hit away from a cycle for the second time in a few days is clutch. Time to finish this terrible idea.
NFC Souf: Birthplace of Crime
Atlanta Falcons: Due to recent animal abuse, thinking of changing name to Spousechokers.
Carolina Panthers: Whatever.
New Orleans Saints: No longer required to tread water during practices and games.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers: Have an awesome friggin' pirate boat that fires cannonballs when they fucking score! Who cares how good or bad they are? Best. Team. EVER.
NFC West: More Teams Than Fans
Arizona Cardinals: Matt Leinart ranks number one consistently in the Top 100 Guys You'd Like to Suckerpunch annual poll.
San Francisco 49ers: Contrary to popular belief, this team did not, in fact, move to Canada in the late 90s. You may further be shocked to hear they've had nationally known players on their team even as recently as three years ago.
Seattle Seahawks: Wait, these guys are totally in the AFC. I'll get back to you on that.
St. Louis Rams: Asses. Heheheheh.
Real Orioles and possibly Chargers post tomorrow. Damn work nights.
- Matt
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