Suck It.

New England loves slurping the cock juice. With a 30-3 lead, I feel comfortable saying that. Boston is a shitty city, don't pretend it isn't, kids.

In other news, the Thieves/Colts beat the Ravens by a ton. I bet Will would feel bad if this wasn't the hottest girl in Indiana:

I tried looking up "Indianapolis Colts female fan" on Google images and that's all I got. Go fig.

In other news, the Pens are 1-1-1. Wow they will never make the playoffs now (rolls eyes). What the real problem is, how did they let the Devils shoot over 40 times? They can't expect to beat the Caps and Flyers if they repeat that performance. Still, they're the team to beat in the East, their eyes are just on the ultimate prize right now, and they have to remember these games count for something.

In baseball news... no one cares. Go DEVIL Rays.

Back to football. Everything I know is wrong. Don't listen to any predictions I make/have made (cough Ravens winning AFC North cough). Wine is delicious. Suck it, Boston.

Probably the gayest song I've ever heard involving the San Diego Chargers just occurred. I'm out.

- Matt