Let's recap what happened to my favorite teams yesterday:
* Crosby involved in nasty tie-up on first shift of game, then Malkin leaves and doesn't come back after getting hit on the back of the knee. Yikes.
* B-Rob leaves training camp to see a back specialist. Last I checked, I'm on the depth chart for second base.
* Tomlinson signs with the Jets. I can't root against him, but I hate the Jets so much.
* Rex Ryan gets surgery to kill his massive blubber. Now there will be 50% less fat jokes on this site.
To that last point, maybe this proves that fat retards would rather just get surgery than, you know, have a healthy lifestyle. I don't see Ryan eating Waldorf salads and running 5Ks anytime soon.
Go Monday.
- Matt
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Monday, March 15, 2010
Monday, October 19, 2009
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Season over. 3.5 games back in week 6, and this isn't last year's Broncos. No way the Chargers beat out two of the Texans, Ravens, Steelers, Bengals, Patriots, Jets, or even the bloody Dolphins for the wild card. I'm glad I can only watch two more of the games on tv this season, it's been a shitty one.
Fire Norv.
- Matt
Sunday, January 18, 2009
Football or Something
Watching the ARI-PHI tilt (because I always want Philly to phail) I came up with a few thoughts:
1. HOLY SHIT (if you don't know why, you haven't seen it yet)
2. The Ravens will absolutely need to use a trick play or two if they want to beat the Steelers. As TMQ pointed out, the birds haven't used one yet in the playoffs after leading the league in them during the regular season.
3. The Eagles' blitz is tanking. This is a bad omen for whoever over-blitzes today. Big completions will be had.
4. Andy Reid should not be allowed to wear short-sleeved shirts. It's a war crime.
5. Pierogies are super delicious.
Lastly, if Ravens' fans need any more reason to hate the Steelers, look at this loser:
In case you were wondering, I think it's a dude. I would bet a lot of money he went/goes to CMU.
Weather update: it's currently dripping in Pittsburgh. About half a foot of snow everywhere, but most of the roads are clear and the place is starting to thaw out after last week. The game forecast is high 20s and snow.
- Matt
1. HOLY SHIT (if you don't know why, you haven't seen it yet)
2. The Ravens will absolutely need to use a trick play or two if they want to beat the Steelers. As TMQ pointed out, the birds haven't used one yet in the playoffs after leading the league in them during the regular season.
3. The Eagles' blitz is tanking. This is a bad omen for whoever over-blitzes today. Big completions will be had.
4. Andy Reid should not be allowed to wear short-sleeved shirts. It's a war crime.
5. Pierogies are super delicious.
Lastly, if Ravens' fans need any more reason to hate the Steelers, look at this loser:
In case you were wondering, I think it's a dude. I would bet a lot of money he went/goes to CMU.
Weather update: it's currently dripping in Pittsburgh. About half a foot of snow everywhere, but most of the roads are clear and the place is starting to thaw out after last week. The game forecast is high 20s and snow.
- Matt
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