Let's recap what happened to my favorite teams yesterday:
* Crosby involved in nasty tie-up on first shift of game, then Malkin leaves and doesn't come back after getting hit on the back of the knee. Yikes.
* B-Rob leaves training camp to see a back specialist. Last I checked, I'm on the depth chart for second base.
* Tomlinson signs with the Jets. I can't root against him, but I hate the Jets so much.
* Rex Ryan gets surgery to kill his massive blubber. Now there will be 50% less fat jokes on this site.
To that last point, maybe this proves that fat retards would rather just get surgery than, you know, have a healthy lifestyle. I don't see Ryan eating Waldorf salads and running 5Ks anytime soon.
Go Monday.
- Matt
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